Friend's Stolen Phone?

My. God. I am hilarious. My friend lost his phone and this guy is txting me :] Convo went like this.

Him: i hate u
Me: How mean

Him: fuck u

Me: Shure come over

Him: wtf

Me: dats right bish (:

Him: I dont like u u my ho

Me: Your my pimp horray! :D

Him: Fuck yall hatters

Me: So I'm not your ho? D:

Him: u my girl

Me: No thx you too fugly c:

Him: U ugly

Me: at least i can get some unlike you :D

Him: U like me

Me: unfortunately you don't have a penis

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Oh god. I'm so hilarious <3